who am i?

I consider myself a pretty laidback person. You can ask me pretty much anything. I won’t be offended. I may not answer you, but I won’t be offended. Matter of fact, send me a question and I’ll answer it here. Below are some I’ve already answered. only answers, no questions. have fun.

A: Paul

A: I have worked on the internet for forever and a day. Everybody else has one. Why can’t I? Problem with that, Sparky?

A: Because I can.

A: Anything except country, but I mainly listen to Hip Hop, Rock, and old school jazz and R&B.

A: one, two, three, and midget tossing.

A: If it were green, you wouldn’t know where to stop mowing your lawn. If you don’t have a lawn, you won’t know not to jump out of your window.

A: Then quit sniffing paint thinner.

A: Thank you! I think it's because i won the spelling bee in 3rd grade.

A: Senior User Interface Designer.

A: I don’t know what it means either, but i'm Senior.

A: In no particular order, Tool, Parliament, Foo Fighthers, Public Enemy, Rage Against the Machine & Wu-Tang.

A: “In”

A: Canon SD750.

A: Single, and are you offering?

A: Oh I like the ladies.

A: Actually, I prefer neither. That ain't my bag, plus the women in both are usually VERY, very ugly. Therefore, I don't see me participating in either one.

A: Growing it out!

A: I have no idea. I haven’t watched an entire professional game since the Bulls won it in ’98. so it’s hard for me to get into professional sports, anyways.

A: Pumas, Air Jordans, and Kenneth Cole, mainly.

A: My folks.

A: i finally finished it, but it sucks. if mystery science theater were still on the air, it would go there. so for now, i want a radio control car.

A: An 80s Les Paul Custom through a 5150 Combo. Only effects are a beat up DOD Flanger, a Boss DS-1 (for overdrive), and a Crybaby.

A: Animals have no place in porn. Period. But... whatever floats your boat. Freak.

A: I'm not quite sure of the question your question, but i'll try and answer, and preface by saying Bush is a fucking idiot. That said, I think 2 people who love one another should be able to get married. I realize the Bible says "Man should not lay down with man" or something like that, but, look at it this way. How many people do you know raised by a Man and a Women you can't stand. And how many raised by a Man and a Man or a Woman and a Woman. That's what i thought...

A: Well, I don't go. This quote pretty much sums up why: “If the gods listened to the prayers of men, all humankind would quickly perish, since they constantly pray for many evils to befall one another.”